fuck you tamil hero. you are one of the most unprofessional people i have ever met. seriously. it astounds me. you're a condescending man bitch, with a sarcasm so subtle and seemingly harmless, that if i were any less sharp..i'd have dismissed as harmless banter. but i saw through that careless remark so tainted with malice and condescension. maybe your dick is falling off, that's why you're so unprofessional. otherwise, there's no reason whatsoever to be sooo mean all day, and still expect me to do a trash run for you. you have to earn your favours. give people a reason to be nice to you, cos right now, you don't quite deserve niceties.
and butt, i'm so glad you stayed far from me. maybe i am a bit too nice for my own good. i should just fuck you up..i've waited pretty long. prowling is not my strength. just you wait. i'm not some 3 year old kid. i have a head full of retorts, and really, words are my best weapons. plus, i have experience on my side, and nothing you say can ever justify your not doing proper bussing or hogging of the bar during a slam, despite your obvious incompetence. really, you're no more special than the next partner out there (including myself, by the way). no one should have to clear up your bussing shit. and no one should have to clean up the mess you make at the bar. and no customer should have to wait a long time and then suffer bad coffee just because you haven't had enough practise at the bar.
and and and and and! sometimes my genius amazes me! haha..and sometimes ely puts ideas into my head. so yes, i'm gonna change my plan!! heeee..wheeeee!!! i'm excited at just the thought of it! can't wait! and i can't wait for the makeover that supposedly happens tmr. aft the rebonding, the butt can have control of the bar for all i care! it'll cause her hair to frizz so bad beyond repair. and it'll all be blamed on the fact she loves to slide into the bar soooo very often.
have i mentioned she didn't come near me when i was at bar today? but she slides in to help sam out, when he has only about 4 drinks there, and pulls shots for him? haha...i love it! maybe she reads this and know i'm just waiting for a reason to fuck her. slam slam slam. i'm wishing for them now.
ahh..like i said, i'm a bitch and i quite like that bitch in me. so entertaining! no worries baby, hopefully i'll have so very many stories to tell you..and entertain you and take your mind off the hostility back there. heee..starting with straight hair that frizzes maybe? (:
